Translation Tuesday: With All Due Respect

Haha. I LOVE this and it is so dead on.

via someecards

When a southerner says “with all due respect, it means you can kiss my ass.” I cannot tell you the number of times I have said this line, but thought the other part in my head. And I didn’t start to do this until a few years ago when I was working at country club college and a frat guy explained it to me (after a conduct hearing, no less). And now, here I use it all the time. I know I’ve said it before, but I really do love how southerner’s use these little colloquial phrases to politely diss someone.